Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • @AngryCommieKenderEnglish
    3•24 days ago

    We made a Lo Mein pizza at one of the places I used to manage. I tried one piece. It wasn’t bad, but there’s no reason, outside of competitive swimming, to carb load that much