Ryder, the local young leader of the Paw Patrol, has long been a fixture in Adventure Bay. He is often seen gallivanting around town with his high-tech ATVs or overseeing operations in his pup-filled command center. However, recent concerns about his upbringing have left many locals bewildered and wondering where the hell are Ryder’s parents?
“I see that kid zooming around town on his ATV at all hours of the day and night,” expressed one concerned citizen. “Doesn’t he have a bedtime? And where are his parents when he’s operating heavy machinery without any formal training? I have never even heard his parents being referenced, let alone seen proof that they exist. The kid can’t be more than 10 years old! Where are social services?”
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The entire show is canonically just there to sell toys to children and it works.
This is true and it’s why my floor is constantly covered with these damn toys and my kids are still asking whatever the new one is
There is a simple way to solve the problem.
Say no. Nobody should buy that shit.
It’s not just to sell toys; it’s also copaganda for toddlers.
No its literally just to sell toys, wich was admitted by the two people that made the thing.
And there is no such thing as “copaganda” id rather say it’s literally ancap propaganda rather than anything, like… Bro there is one dude that monopolized basically all public services.