Dr. Wesker to Disney VacationEnglish • 8 months agoHow to cope with "Taco Bell regret"lemmy.sdf.orgimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down17file-text
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minus-square@SpaceNoodlelinkEnglish5•8 months agoThat’s bush league. Wake me up when you’re drinking so much that you’re too dehydrated to shit for the rest of the week.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkEnglish3•8 months agoThat is barely above bush league, wake me up when you wake up bloody and bruised half a dozen counties away from you house with no recollection of the last six months of your life.
minus-squareDr. WeskerOPlinkfedilinkEnglish6•8 months agoThat’s nothing. Wake me up when you have cirrhosis.
That’s bush league. Wake me up when you’re drinking so much that you’re too dehydrated to shit for the rest of the week.
That is barely above bush league, wake me up when you wake up bloody and bruised half a dozen counties away from you house with no recollection of the last six months of your life.
That’s nothing. Wake me up when you have cirrhosis.
What, you’re still on your original liver?