• Porto881
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    9 months ago

    “No, no, no, you don’t need to change a thing. Keep shoving your face with greasy, subsidized corn-oil fried fast food. Just take this hormone-disrupting injection (only 48 easy payments of $126.89/month (plus interest)) and you’ll never get unproductiv- um, I mean, fat!”

    • @[email protected]
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      48 months ago

      It’s actually even worse than that. It’s once a month for the rest of your life, because studies have shown that you gain the weight back when you stop taking it.

      • Gadg8eer
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        18 months ago

        Oof, screw that. If I wanted to lose weight I’d do it the old-fashioned way.

        That being said, there are diseases like Down Syndrome where this is better than the alternative; they’re genetically predisposed to overly harsh weight gain and can’t lose it naturally.

      • Porto881
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        28 months ago

        This is a thread about American news. You are not as smart or witty as you think you are.

        • Gadg8eer
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          28 months ago

          This is the internet, how the hell was I supposed to know that when the news is globally applicable?