• Mr Fish
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    I smell a robot! Prove, prove, prove! Prove to me you’re not a robot! Look at these curvy letters. Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? No robot could ever read these. You look mortal, if ye be. You look and you type what you think you see! Is it an E or is it a 3? That’s up to ye. The passwords that passed, you correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test! I’ve devised a question no robot could ever answer. Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?”

  • Urethra Franklin
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    1211 months ago

    I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

    • @MightyGalhupo
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      711 months ago

      You mean are literally being used to train skynet right?

    • Baŝto
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      411 months ago

      Robots can just outsource CAPTCHA solving to humans from poor countries.

    • Flying SquidM
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      211 months ago

      It’s what causes the Matrix instead. The machines need us to solve the Captchas.

  • @[email protected]
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    Choose the stop lights, hmm I guess… okay bike, busses, stairs. Incorrect! You are a robot do it again! No! You are wrong thats square with 0.15% of a wheel is obviously part of a bus!!!

    God I hate those.

  • @Tixanou
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    811 months ago

    Fun fact: Google uses your answers to train their AI.

  • @hperrin
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    611 months ago

    The other day I was talking on the phone with a friend and I said out loud, “how many damn polar bears do I need to click to get into your fucking store”, and he knew exactly what I meant.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    611 months ago

    What the fuck is a traffic light, budda?

  • no banana
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    611 months ago

    Damn that’s so true seems this Buddha guy has it figured out

  • Bonezey
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    411 months ago

    This is brilliant. But who invented it should be punished listening to Schlager music for the rest of his life 24/7.

  • @dingus
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    411 months ago

    One time I failed one of these like 5 times in a row. I was so infuriated. Maybe I really am a robot.

    • Flying SquidM
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      111 months ago

      It’s going to get worse. AIs are getting better at solving these than we are. There are plug-ins that will do it for you.

      • @Aggravationstation
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        1011 months ago

        Damn it, only robots don’t understand that apparently. You’ve given away the secret. Our species is now doomed.

      • GladiusB
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        911 months ago

        I would pick the square under the first one just because that sliver. And they would still get it wrong.

  • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
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    211 months ago

    What is the plan once the AI gets good enough to ID buses? When you think about it they’re undermining their own captcha.