• @paddirn
    link
    English
    3511 months ago

    I want big boob earth, can we do that instead? Ain’t nobody want no flat earth.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    2911 months ago

    Seasons are when God flips it to cook the other side

    Climate change is when God said fuck it let’s just boil the mf

    • that guy
      link
      411 months ago

      It all make sense now

  • nfh
    link
    2011 months ago

    The Oscar Meyer projection

  • @Ibex0
    link
    1511 months ago

    Alaska is an erogenous zone now.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    1311 months ago

    I like to get on the flat earther side and then make ludicrous claims of proof, just to get both sides of the argument to say WTF.

    Like: “Yeah, obviously the earth is flat like a coin. Otherwise we wouldn’t have gravity. The coin is spinning so fast that it creates a force that forces everything to the surface. Otherwise all the water would fall off the sides”

    • Funkytom467
      link
      711 months ago

      So do you think earth will land on heads or tails?

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
        link
        211 months ago

        Suppose you throw a coin enough times. Suppose one day it lands on its edge.

    • key
      link
      fedilink
      English
      111 months ago

      That explains why Australia is upside down, which the normal flat earth model fails to do. I like it!

    • @OccamsTeapot
      link
      1211 months ago

      Topologically my socks don’t have a hole in. Stop doing topology, they have played us for absolute fools

        • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          911 months ago

          I know it’s just the meme, but topology actually pops up in robotics. The topology of the configuration space, i.e. what values the variables you can control, like arm angles, linear positions, etc., can actually be used to determine if a certain type of movement is feasible. For example, if your robot’s configuration space has the shape of a torus, you can’t send the robot “into” the torus’s “donut hole”. Physically, this means that to get from one configuration to another, you might have to take some indirect path because the straight path (in configuration space) isn’t physically feasible.

          • @OccamsTeapot
            link
            511 months ago

            Yeah there’s a fucking ton of applications in physics as well but then again physics has ghost particle fields and a single observation can make a wave function the size of the universe collapse to an infinitesimal point. So stop doing physics as well

          • @unreasonabro
            link
            511 months ago

            and extradimensional physics, for making normal shit turn out really fuckin weird

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            English
            111 months ago

            All that is true and good, but I still feel like topology is one of the least practical fields. Apart from the mechatronics stuff and maybe topological insulators, it’s mostly just nerds masturbating. And I like it, too! But yeah, it’s not that practical (it doesn’t need to be either)

    • theodewere
      link
      fedilink
      911 months ago

      dill pickle spear, chopped onions, fresh tomato, mustard and that’s Earth Chicago style

  • @Chee_Koala
    link
    811 months ago

    Still waiting on that proof that hotdog earth is somehow fake news. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

    • that guy
      link
      511 months ago

      What is NASA hiding from us?

  • @unreasonabro
    link
    311 months ago

    it’s your combination dyson sphere/rotisserie spit. Exposes the surface of your planet evenly to the sun! … in case that was’t happening already, before.