Two love birds are having conversation:

• Dear, what are you thinking about?
• Same thing as you do.
• You are so lewd!

queue’s full, busy thinking about boobs. try again later.

All the time, everywhere.

You know what? I’m gonna go masturbate just because you posted that.

Can’t cuss out someone over how stupid they are if you don’t say anything.

Can I haz sexing?

Beep beep

No… Not the reddit memes please