Gets one thinking. A Pringles can or other similar cylinder of size would be fucking brilliant for a controlled sling, expelling its contents at a target. Centrifugal force & whatnot. Over the shoulder, snap the can forward & down.
The defense would like to call expert witness CoffeeJunkie to the stand.
Also pretty convenient to fill up before you head out for a day of fun flingin’.
Or maybe even an m&m tube
Ah, Ohio: the Florida of the North.
But he’s getting charged with a crime, so isn’t it illegal shitposting?
He should have worn his amicus briefs
Not until proven guilty. Don’t you remember the US legal motto? No, not the one about different sets of rules for rich people. The one about innocent until proven guilty.
Afaik about the case, he is guilty and admitted it. This is also his “ritual” to destress, he has done this multiple times.
The judge has had enough of this shit lol
It’s like they say, shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
