My family doesn’t celebrate it (bc we never did growing up in the UK), nor do I begrudge anyone their freedom. Anyways, happy independence day y’all. If you need me I’ll be sipping tea in the middle of a wide open field wearing my ceremonial red coat.
- I do not celebrate treason day you ungrateful colonials 
- It’s a day off from work. - So do what you’d normally do on a day off. Sleep in, read a book, go for a hike, play some games, paint a picture, do some home improvement, cook something special, grab a drink, volunteer at a shelter… - Whatever you want. I don’t really care about fireworks, personally. But nothing preventing Brits from joining in the celebration. We love you guys! - Thank you 
 
- Just say you’ll be at home avoiding all the noise. I’m saying that and I was born in the U.S. - I like this answer. Sounds like something I’d say on any other busy day 
 
- If you need me I’ll be sipping tea in the middle of a wide open field wearing my ceremonial red coat. - I mean, this right here is a perfect answer 
- I mostly lost interest in fireworks a long time ago, but if you want to do fireworks American style just think “November 5th + 20% pointless danger.” E.g. As a kid we used to wrap “whistling pete” fireworks in electrical tape then smash them with a hammer before we set them off. They usually just explode, but sometimes they shoot off in a random direction first. - What I do these days if assume most stuff is closed so I stay home during the day, Then in the evening I might go to one of the parks doing “official” fireworks to people watch. 
- Honest question: what’s the difference between an emigrant and an expatriate? - Per Google… “An expat or expatriate is simply defined as a person who lives outside their native country. Similarly, an immigrant is a person who comes to live permanently in a foreign country. Only one distinction is made here – immigrants intend to stay in their new country indefinitely. Whether expats do or do not is unclear.” - Sojourner workers are also usually called “immigrants” not “expats”, especially if they are from non-western nations. - Like @kennydidwhat says, there is a race/ethnicity component to it. - An American doctor in Dubai is called an “expat” while a Filipino nanny in America is colloquially called an “immigrant” even if they both fully intend to return to their home countries. 
 
- It’s a race thing. The term “expat” is used almost exclusively by us white folk to spare us the dreadful indignation that is being labeled an “immigrant.” - Seriously, it’s a race thing. 
- Per Google… “An expat or expatriate is simply defined as a person who lives outside their native country. Similarly, an immigrant is a person who comes to live permanently in a foreign country. Only one distinction is made here – immigrants intend to stay in their new country indefinitely. Whether expats do or do not is unclear.” 
 
- “The 4th what?” - “4th wall, man. What are you gonna do for it?” 
- July, US independence day 
 
- “Happy independence day. Who did the US win independence from?” 
- Same as any long weekend or holiday like presidents day, memorial Day, labor day, Thanksgiving, and others - Going out of town, hanging at home, sleeping in, etc. Is it just Christmas, Easter, and New years that we share? 
- Just say youre doing whatever it is youre doing. Like “relaxing, staying home” (? If the field is at your home? Or is there no field and that was a joke lol) I’m not from or in the U.S.A. and if someone asked (online) I’d probably just say “just staying home I don’t live in the U.S.A. .” (But since you’re in the U.S.A. ofc u dont need to say the second part.) - This. Same thing you say for memorial Day, labor day, Thanksgiving, etc. Are Christmas and Easter the only holidays we share? 
 
- In your shoes I’d be probably pissing nationalists off by saying “it’s a government. A government is a fucking abstract tool, not a person. I don’t commemorate the anniversary of a government, just like I don’t commemorate the anniversary of a screwdriver or a piece of software.” - If however you’re looking for something a bit less socially disruptive, probably “I’ll chill at home.” is your best bet. 
- Same as any long weekend or holiday like presidents day, memorial Day, labor day, Thanksgiving, and others - Going out of town, hanging at home, sleeping in, etc. Is it just Christmas, Easter, and New years that we share? 










