Hello everyone. I have lately been in a good mood and wish to spend some money on a game. By that, I mean all of it. I want to empty my entire savings on a game, and not just any game.

I am looking specifically for a game which is a complete and utter dumpster. Horrible controls, ugly graphics, incomplete assets and bugs on every aspect of the gameplay, all within a bundle whose size occupies more than half of my PC’s storage. And it has to be expensive. I am looking for a game with the base price no less than 70$, with microtransactions of every kind available at this time, whether it be in the form of cosmetics, virtual currency, battle passes, subscriptions, DLCs or any worthless virtual in-game item. I’ll be delightful to pay for them all!

Please don’t recommend me one of those ‘indie’ games. I truly despise their polished and complete nature, and the love and care that went into them by those wretched developers with a ‘soul’, going their way to bring something ‘new’ and ‘fresh’ to the market. I would rather pay my hard-earned money to the more-deserving big corporations who have no sympathy for their playerbase and push out the same trash over and over again.

I would kindly ask anyone who knows of any such game to please let me know as I have my entire savings account to burn, exactly how the general game companies think people do. Extra points for those which I can pre-order.

  • @Archangelo16
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    101 year ago

    Destiny 2. Bungie is a huge corpo and would love to take your money and give you crap galore for it.

    • GVasco
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      21 year ago

      Yeah I really enjoyed the first and then when I went to try the 2nd it was confusing as hell with it being f2p, but then you go to play it and it didn’t really seem to have a story mode unless you buy the DLC’s and the story mode was just confusing as hell compared to the first one.

  • GVasco
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    11 year ago

    Top notch! It’s sad to see games going this way, expensive to buy and still trying to skim you off your money in every way possible.