• Sagrotan
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    499 months ago

    With all due respect, I think Steve visited “the other vendor”, the one a bit further down with the free heating. There he can update his soul.

    • Sagrotan
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      179 months ago

      Heaven will be a free world without any scent: no Jobs, no Gates, no Musks

      • Echo Dot
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        -39 months ago

        Gates isn’t as bad as the other two I don’t think it’s fair for him to have to spend the rest of eternity with them.

          • @[email protected]
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            29 months ago

            “No word on the motive of this attack” HA

            “Gates was uninjured” This is comedy gold. Something I would expect to see on SNL or something

        • @Earthwormjim91
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          39 months ago

          Gates just has better PR since he left his executive role.

          He was completely ruthless when he ran Microsoft and did everything to get ahead.

    • @greedytacothief
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      109 months ago

      Yeah and we’re keeping Wozniak as long as we can!

  • @madcaesar
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    379 months ago

    If people like Jobs get into heaven, I don’t want to be there…

  • Boozilla
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    329 months ago

    That’s a task for Wozniak, not this narcissistic psycho.

  • @dadGPT
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    99 months ago

    10 iCommandments

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      99 months ago

      The next year it’s iCommandments 11, they’re just the same but cost an extra $100