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“You will turn green”
turns green
“Yeah, I’m a motherfuckin’ Jedi”
“No you’re not, you were just looking at the light on the cross street.”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
The one thing no one ever mentioned about driving a manual transmission is becoming uncannily good at predicting lights and remembering the quirks of every intersection
Watch for the pedestrian crossing light to end.
Shush. A magician never reveals his secrets. You’ll be expelled from the guild for this.
I apologize for my transgressions
Lol I have totally done this
Pretty sure we’ve all done this when we were 5 years old LOL
I did this last week.
I’m in my 40s.
It eventually works every time.
Practice makes perfect.
