• @LemmyKnowsBest
    36•9 months ago

    realize he would is giving the shot to me

    unga bunga Neanderthal language in these green texts

    • Owl
      1•20 days ago

      American not understanding the concept of non-native English speakers:

  • @darthsid
    19•9 months ago

    Ah please let us be free of god awful fake moralist shit green texts on lemmy at least. Keep that fake affirmation shit for Reddit.

    • @[email protected]
      24•9 months ago

      I shit you not this exact scenario happened to me but then she cheated with him with some random guy.

      We’re still best buds.

    • Norgur
      14•9 months ago

      This one is at least something I really encountered in a similar way and is mundane enough to not be completely cheesy. So I’ll let that one slide.

    • @[email protected]English
      13•9 months ago

      You are in greentext community and you dare ask for anon to actually start posting real things? Cmon be realistic.

    • @[email protected]
      6•9 months ago

      How many green texts can you read about OP shitting themselves in public? Might as well change it up.

    • @arinEnglish
      1•9 months ago

      NTR