• @pontata
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    119 months ago

    “Your injuries shall coincide with OSHA regulations”

  • @TheDrunkard
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    59 months ago

    I’m also certified to exchange propane cylinders. It’s pretty important.

    • @Mr_Blott
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      49 months ago

      Pffft you need a diesel so you can huff the blue dragon every time you reverse

      Beep cough beep cough

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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      49 months ago

      I can think of at least one.

      My dad did that “Become a minister online” shit so he could perform the ceremony for a lesbian couple he knew who were having trouble shortly after same-sex marriage was legalized.

      He also had a bit of fun with the whole thing, including the forklift, and “baptizing” a co-worker with cold coffee(it was the co-workers idea). Man even bought a set of cheap golf clubs from a pawn shop to bless, just so if he met Jason Lee, he could ask him to sign a holy putter.

  • @[email protected]
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    49 months ago

    See now that just makes me think of a magical scam school that claims to teach levitation but just instead teaches people how to grab cutlery with mage hand so they can get Fork Lift Certification.

  • Knitwear
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    49 months ago

    Artificers be like