• @samus12345
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    2911 months ago

    Aww, a homosexual? But I wanted a peanut!

    • StametsOPM
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      1011 months ago

      There is an obvious joke here I am so desperately trying not to make

    • @omega_x3
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      611 months ago

      Homosexuals can get many peanuts.

      Explain

      Well this store owner obviously is willing to exchange goods for services.

  • @Humana
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    1911 months ago

    Man, nobody takes American Express…

  • @owenfromcanada
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    1811 months ago

    Why can’t I be no kids and three money?

  • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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    1711 months ago

    Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees homosexuals on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees gays for a quarter,’ you’d say.

    • StametsOPM
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      3411 months ago

      I’ve been giving blowjobs for the past 3 years to pay off a Twix so it’s not great

      But fun

      • @wreckedcarzz
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        1111 months ago

        Wait, you guys are getting paid?

        • StametsOPM
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          811 months ago

          In experience and pride. Then again I am a submissive bitch so

          • @wreckedcarzz
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            611 months ago

            subby sluts are great, they deserve the recognition~

            (I say this as a switch)

            • StametsOPM
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              511 months ago

              Well all I can say is guilty lol

      • VaultBoyNewVegas
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        411 months ago

        Should have taken one stick then you only needed to give them for 1.5 years unless you enjoy it of course 😉

  • Alien Nathan Edward
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    1011 months ago

    Putting a quote by avowed socialist martin luther king on your poster about which credit cards you accept is peak capitalism. if you threaten the social order they’ll kill you, then they’ll shove their ideology into your dead mouth as though you agreed with them all along.

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      11 months ago

      I dum

      • Alien Nathan Edward
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        211 months ago

        does no one else see the part of the image that says

        “I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.” Martin Luther King

        ?

        • StametsOPM
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          311 months ago

          Okay yeah that’s on me. I have no idea how the fuck I missed that. I deeply apologize

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        The MLK quote is under the listed cards. Of course, he’s referring to Christian “love,” which is why it’s okay to hate the gays.

        • StametsOPM
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          311 months ago

          I have NO IDEA how I missed that…

  • @Tenthrow
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    811 months ago

    Does MasterCard have a dream?

    • stebo
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      411 months ago

      It dreams for you to discover Visa

  • @fury
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    711 months ago

    Homersexuals*

  • @Rakonat
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    711 months ago

    Taking your gay friends to the drive thru and going home alone with a cheeseburger.

  • @Ktheone
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    511 months ago

    I read that image as “We accept Visa, you discover MasterCard”

    • StametsOPM
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      211 months ago

      Man if they did then I’d have a way easier time in life.

    • @fidodo
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      411 months ago

      When an image is uploaded the hosting service compresses it to lower the file size at the cost of quality. Normally the quality drop would be hard to notice, but do it over and over again and eventually it builds up. I wonder what generation this upload is on. It’s ironic that digital media was supposed to promise perfect replication quality but over compression has actually made it worse than analog