Earth: … be a lot cooler for me … but when the heat comes on, I’ll still be cool but you’ll be dead … but I don’t care, I’ve seen worse.
Should of made the dude in the background the moon lol
*Should have
Not so fun fact: Suvs are popular among car companies due to a regulation that tries to force them to limit the carbon footprint of vehicles. Trucks are the only vehicles really exempt from the regulations due to their size, so companies made Suvs as they are classified as trucks.
But but but! If they reduce their carbon emissions, inflation will go up and the oceans will suddenly dry up and all the fish will die! The rainforests will suddenly combust from not having enough CO² to support itself! We really should be thanking these companies for keeping the world safe!
/s