• @edgemaster72
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    355 months ago

    I mean yeah, he likes to have dudes suck his dick, but that doesn’t make him gay, the guys sucking him are gay, duh.

  • Rikudou_Sage
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    5 months ago

    I think he’s the straightest of them all. He’s straight. He. Is. Straight.

    Straight.

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    Straight.

    • @[email protected]
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      155 months ago

      He’s so straight (how straight is he?) - why he’s so straight that he manages to like women, even though… oh uh I mean yeah he’s straight! :-P

      • @[email protected]
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        135 months ago

        He’s so straight he doesn’t like anything with curves! Boobies? Nope. Pussy, not straight enough!

        Booty? Dudes got straight, flat booty, not bad not bad. Dick? Straight as an arrow, my kinda body part!

        Not gay just OCD for straight things and he just for some reason can’t shake the need to put them in his mouth.

    • @Aceticon
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      Around here, in less politically correct times there was once a comical sketch on TV of a guy who was so straight and liked women so much that he had a sex change operation to become a woman, and thus became a lesbian woman.

      That’s the ultimate straight guy right there!

  • @[email protected]
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    245 months ago

    Lol unrelated to this dude’s issue, I wish I could just go to a therapist and vent, because I can’t express myself like that to anyone in my life, I’m expected to be a supporter. But there’s nothing clinically wrong with me

    • @[email protected]
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      485 months ago

      My friend, you can just go to a therapist and vent, you do not need a clinical issue or diagnosis.

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          I didn’t realize it made a difference. I’ve had a few different insurances and it’s always been covered to some extent if it’s in-network. Never been asked to prove it was necessary.

        • @[email protected]
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          45 months ago

          Or make a meme about it and share with the entire internet, that works too. For instance, I once heard about this guy who was SUPER straight… (Pro-Tip: he ain’t straight:-P).

          • @johnlobo
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            35 months ago

            go vent to some hooker or prostitute, it is cheaper.

          • @Aceticon
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            Get a cat.

            Vent to the cat.

            Therapists are professionally supposed to keep themselves distanced from the emotional state of the subject, but that comes naturally for cats because they couldn’t care less about your feelings.

            On the other hand, if you want some empathysing with what you’re feeling, get a dog (ideally mid-sized or larger) instead.

            PS: I’m only semi-kidding.

      • archomrade [he/him]
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        95 months ago

        One of those “if you’re on time you’re late” situations. The best time to go is before you need it

    • @dejected_warp_core
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      105 months ago

      You just defined therapy. It’s one kind of therapy, and it’s expensive to use it for this purpose, but it’s therapy.

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        35 months ago

        Obviously? I’m saying I’m in a band of people who don’t have access to it without paying out of pocket, and taking a spot from someone with actual clinical issues

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      85 months ago

      You don’t need a reason to see a therapist. And just because you don’t have any easily diagnosable label for your mental state doesn’t mean therapy couldn’t improve your life. There is probably <1% of the world that are enlightened enough that they genuinely wouldn’t benefit from the experience

    • @[email protected]
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      55 months ago

      Try making a WordPress blog that no one will see.

      I never thought to do this until I decided to make one to cover my attemp at learning the development “trade” but it devolved into me just ranting about my issues with myself lol

    • StametsOP
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      45 months ago

      Feel you there. I need someone I can just talk to for like… 4 hours. Just dump everything out and get all the shit I went through outloud and try and process it that way. No one really knows what I went through. I tell bits and pieces to people but it’s just way too much for most people and makes them feel weird or uncomfortable. I just need someone to listen and then tell me that I’m going to be okay or alright.

      I need Data from Star Trek as a counsellor.

  • @[email protected]
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    145 months ago

    Sure you are man. Sure you are. You know I thought I also experienced sexual attraction until I realized my own mother was correct that I am asexual. Welcome to the alphabet mafia (LGBTQ+ community)

  • @Cihta
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    125 months ago

    I CHOOSE to drink!

  • @SPRUNT
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    15 months ago

    That man is a gay homosexual.

      • @Klear
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        35 months ago

        Satire is alive and kicking

        /s

      • @Aceticon
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        35 months ago

        The goal posts keep getting moved so much that it’s a whole different sport, but some still manage to score.