INDIANOLA, Iowa (AP) — Donald Trump implored his supporters Sunday to brave frigid temperatures and deliver him a decisive victory in Monday’s Iowa caucuses, saying their vote would help bring to Washington the retribution he has repeatedly promised if he returns to the White House.

  • @[email protected]
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    521 year ago

    I don’t make a habit of wishing for the death of others, but this country would be much better off with a good run by the cold, flu, and Covid making a run through his supporters…

    • Flying Squid
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      331 year ago

      This is what I wish for him:

      his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.

      – Douglas Adams

    • @AbidanYre
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      161 year ago

      I keep saying heart disease could do the world a favor and get itself some good PR by taking him out.

  • @[email protected]
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    441 year ago

    All this does is reinforce my choice to vote for Biden. And I don’t like Biden, but Trump is too much a bigger giant douche to Biden’s turd sandwich.

    • @BrianTheeBiscuiteer
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      261 year ago

      I think that’s a little harsh for Biden. I’d say he’s more of a mayonnaise sandwich. Some ingredients are fine but it’s overall severely lacking.

      • @kromem
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        61 year ago

        It’s a reference to a South Park episode about the two party system.

        • @[email protected]
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          171 year ago

          It hasn’t aged well, in all honesty. Both sides are decidedly not the same, as the joke implies.

        • @Mamertine
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          151 year ago

          I’m familiar with that episode. I still like the mayo sandwich analogy. No one really wants it, but you know it’s technically edible.

  • @Coach
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    231 year ago

    These voters would all happily clean up after their dear leader cucked them. Subservient losers.

  • @GardenVarietyAnxiety
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    131 year ago

    He says he’ll slay the beast, when in reality he just wants to control it…

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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      1 year ago

      Seriously, how fucking stupid does someone have to be to vote for him. He is saying over and over he will have to be impeached on day 1. He keeps saying he will violate the constitution and people are going to act like oh they just want to impeach him because they don’t like him. No. He will have to be for violations of the constitution. Whoever runs for vice president for the GOP will be the president if he wins. And they will have to find a vice president again. Giant waste of time and resources

      • Keith
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        31 year ago

        Do you really think that he would be impeached and convicted even after violating the Constitution?

  • @Snapz
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    121 year ago

    What a smelly diaper boy.

    • @massacre
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      51 year ago

      I want to know what they make those white collars out of… self-bleaching teflon?

    • KptnAutismus
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      21 year ago

      this man is getting more orange by the day!

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    61 year ago

    Gosh it would be nice if they could mail in their vote. Watch the weather ultimately be what kills his chances.