A priest in Poland was arrested and charged with sex crimes earlier this week after a man overdosed on erectile dysfunction pills at an orgy he hosted in August last year and emergency services were allegedly denied entry into the location of the party.

The priest, identified as Tomasz Zmarzły of the church of the Blessed Virgin Mary of the Angels by The Daily Mail, was charged with sex and drug crimes, as well as failure to assist a person at medical risk. The unspecified sexual offense carries a maximum penalty of eight years in prison.

  • Verdant Banana
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    2 years ago

    had never thought about erectile dysfunction pills and overdosing at the same time before

    • Avicenna
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      2 years ago

      yea I wonder what are the symptoms of overdosing on viagra. does your penis snap?

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        It pops off your body and flies around the room like a loosed balloon.

        Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppttttttttppppfffffffhhhhhhhhhh. Plap.

        • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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          This is both hilarious and terrifying.

          “He screamed “I’m coming!!!” then his dick flew across the room! Everyone went silent, all you could hear was a whistle, a flapping sound, a meaty splat, and then he passed out. It was a good minute or two before anyone regained enough sense to call an ambulance.”