• @Dasnap
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    2210 months ago

    “I ordered an Uber to give me a lift.”

  • Dr. Coomer
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    1010 months ago

    Nothing sexier than a man with forklift certification.

    • @kosanovskiy
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      110 months ago

      Ikr. Like c mon, leave some forking for the rest of us.

  • ares35
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    310 months ago

    around here, people use “alternate” vehicles, like atv, snowmobiles, lawn mowers and tractors, etc. to get to the bars because they lost their license. have not seen a forklift parked outside of one, though----yet.

    • @HootinNHollerin
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      10 months ago

      The old country singer George Jones would drive his lawn mower to the bar because he lost his license from DWIs. His Wikipedia is a hoot

    • @jaybone
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      110 months ago

      Did they lose their cars too?

      Driving a lawn mower on a public road would be just as illegal as driving a car right? Just more suspicious actually.

      • ares35
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        010 months ago

        some of their cars and trucks may still be wrapped-around a tree or in a ditch, or were impounded. and you can get ticketed for driving them without a license, but you can’t get a ticket for cruising down the road on a lawn tractor without one (afaik, you could still get a dui though).

        • @jaybone
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          110 months ago

          You can drive an unregistered vehicle on a public road? I don’t think that works where I live.

          • @[email protected]
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            110 months ago

            This. A lot of kids drove golf carts to the pool and stuff, but while that would be semi-legal in their gated community, they had to cross a public road where even licensed drivers would be breaking the law. No one seemed to care though. I’m fairly certain it’s illegal in most US states.