• SuperDuper
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    5911 months ago

    You’re off to a great start by running a glove-free hand through your fully exposed hair.

  • DessertStorms
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    1511 months ago

    Some royals may die, but it is a risk I’m willing to take… ¯\(ツ)

  • genuineparts
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    1411 months ago

    Well… it wasn’t in the Chest area. Let’s get the Skull saw.

  • @Mr_Blott
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    1311 months ago

    Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah

    • @SquorlpleOP
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      4911 months ago

      Me wrist-deep trying to find the King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms (Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu)’s prostate

      • @Sunfoil
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        1111 months ago

        Field Marshal Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the 14 realms, Lord of Mann, Master of the Arts, defender of the faith, Admiral of the Fleet, is what his friends call him.

        • @Mr_Blott
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          911 months ago

          Well actually they call him Old Sausage-Fingers but not to his face

      • @Mr_Blott
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        911 months ago

        Thank you

        King of Britain is ok too tho

        • @Evia
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          611 months ago

          Eh, we don’t really use Britain. UK is more inclusive

          • @Mr_Blott
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            211 months ago

            You say “we” but there are an awful, awful lot of people in NI who would disagree with you

            • @Evia
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              111 months ago

              Well certainly but the Brits tend to ignore that part of the UK - it’s a little uncomfortable so we just pretend that NI doesn’t exist

            • @d00ery
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              If UK is short for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, wouldn’t UK be inclusive of NI?

              As someone who is a UK national I did have to google this as I never remember the differences between GB / UK.

              Ahh, on rereading perhaps you’re talking about NI people who don’t want to be part of the UK!

          • @[email protected]
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            111 months ago

            So I should call it Britain so colonies are reminded they’re conquered by a foreign parasite.

            • @Mr_Blott
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              111 months ago

              Sweet joke, have you got any from after the 19th century?

  • IninewCrow
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    1311 months ago

    King of England: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU EVEN KNOW … ohhh … ohhh

  • @[email protected]
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    611 months ago

    Joke’s on the surgeon - prostrate surgery is done through the penis with a laser.

    Source: I’ve had 3 prostrate surgeries.

  • @son_named_bort
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    511 months ago

    Well if he flatlines then you won’t ever have to worry about being nervous while performing surgery ever again.