I opened the photo next to my wife and she instantly went “NO!”… Having a soulmate has drawbacks sometimes.
She knew exactly what was going to happen without immediate intervention.
Sometimes soulmates need surprises. I wonder how long it will take mine to notice the beautiful transformation of the Roomba in the basement.
I feel really dumb.
I stared at this picture for 2 minutes trying to figure out what Wii drum accessory that was, and why I had never seen it until now. It took rereading the title a good 3 times before my brain finally went “Oh. It’s a Roomba”.
Now we need a photo of a black cat riding on it.
Psh. That looks more like an upside Miranda class than a Constitution class 🤓
Can anyone find a better match? I feel like there was some ship that was just a chunky saucer with nacelles on top out there.
That’s the orientation the Miranda class was supposed to have- https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/star-trek-ships-upside-down.html
You just gave me a project.
“Next week on Ten Forward: The Picard Project”
I was very disappointed to remember that my vacuum isn’t fully round. It has one flat side to help it get close to edges… But if I ever need to upgrade it, now I know what to look for!
If it’s black you can put little star stickers on it and glue a spaceship model to the top. Bonus points if it bobbles as the vacuum moves around.
Do you have particularly tall furniture?
I think you need one more -. NCC-R-00-MB-A
The LiDAR is going to hate you.
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