“we had a driver who didn’t immediately stop yesterday… He’s dead now… But also let’s put up a cute meme!”
Don’t ignore the blue fluid or we will turn you into red fluid.
Oh shit they killed the driver and made a meme??
DAE ACAB?!?!
unironically yes.
then where is that brave soldiers upvotes? must be a bunch of bootlickers downvoting someone saying ACAB
the cops are silly and harmless, let them into your home :3
Free $10 starbucks giftcard every 5 warrantless searches
Do they sent it to the widow by mail or they have to pick it up?
Don’t worry, they’ll throw it in your neighbor’s crib
You don’t have to let them in.
dunno… in an industry known for incompetence, youre going to make it a part of your marketing?
true to brand i spose
Why do you think they used the blonde woman for the post? At least they have misogyny to call back on.
Nah dumb blonde is universal, look at every surfer dude bro ever.
The blonde thing fits… the lid is still on.
I accidentally added blue fluid to pink fluid when I refilled my car, now every time I change lanes my car goes into a gender reveal party mode.
Cops are so fucking dumb. The cap is still on the bottle!
Uhm ackshually the fluid transfers through osmosis. RTFM!
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Yeah the police are what I think of as the “weird” part of Portland.
Peeps, I hate law enforcement abuse and overstepping of legal boundaries too, but let’s just laugh together for the five seconds while they’re not trying to shoot our dogs, and maybe they’ll catch on a bit? Lol
all cops are bastards and inherently morons if they signed up to be the jackbooted thugs that they are
Yes
But this is still funny
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Lol I like it.
They are pretty stupid, they forgot to open the lid.
Of course the blonde is adding it.
She didn’t even take the cap off so there’s no chance it’ll work. Some people can’t do anything right.
