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“Do not ride the bomb”
Get off. The nuclear. Warhead.
Just wanted to feel the power between my legs.
“You guys ever see Dr. Strangelove? Check this out… Yeeehaaaaaw!”
Yeehaw as fuck
Right on the family jewels 💎
Dr. Strangelove!
A guy could have a great time in Vegas with this stuff.
You sure that’s not Slim Pickins jumping out of a B-52 over the Soviet Union?
I wonder how many eyes his kids had
He was as sterile as my milkman trusting father.
For a second i thought that he has a Jet engine between his legs
Odst
OP’s spirit animal
“Honey, does this make my ass look fat?”
JFC