A Chinese man has been disqualified from a marathon after he chain-smoked his way through the entire 26-mile race, MailOnline reported.

The news outlet reported that the man, known as “Uncle Chen,” completed the Xiamen Marathon in three hours and 33 minutes but was disqualified for violating the race’s rules against smoking on the course.

MailOnline reported that the runner fell foul of a new rule against uncivilized behavior, which prohibited “open defecation, smoking, or trampling on flower beds or green spaces.”

The Chinese Athletics Association implemented the regulation last year to encourage healthier participation in the race, the report said.

  • @corus_kt
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    13310 months ago

    Imagine being stuck behind the fog of a chainsmoking uncle for nearly four hours because you can’t overtake him

    • @cmbabul
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      7710 months ago

      The folks I know who are big runners would not be able to handle this psychologically, put in an insane amount of work and do everything to take care of your body and make yourself better only to be beaten by a guy who clearly gives no fucks

  • @[email protected]
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    4910 months ago

    Is that an exhaustive list? So open defecation, smoking, and stepping on flowers no, but urination, doing lines and kicking ducks yes?

    • @forkfornication
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      2010 months ago

      Those ones are covered by a new rule that prohibits unsavory behaviours

    • @tpihkal
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      1010 months ago

      Doing lines, no. Kicking ducks is most certainly on the table though.

  • @Tatters
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    2510 months ago

    That’s Cillian Murphy’s next major role sorted then.

  • ivanafterall
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    2110 months ago

    the runner fell foul of a new rule against uncivilized behavior, which prohibited “open defecation, smoking, or trampling on flower beds or green spaces.”

    He knows what he needs to do next time to protest.

      • Joelk111
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        510 months ago

        I feel like there should be an exception where if you accidentally trample some flowers, but then fertilize them, you don’t get disqualified.

  • circuscritic
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    10 months ago

    This man is a hero.

    Maybe not a superhero, but he’s definitely qualified to be a folk hero.

  • @jpreston2005
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    1010 months ago

    Ok, so when is marlboro gonna start sponsoring this dude?

    • ivanafterall
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      310 months ago

      They disqualified all of the other participants for being a bunch of pansies.