Of all the crimes I couldn’t give a tinker’s damn about, stealing an ATM ranks right up there with hosting scientific papers published by Elsevier.

Hopefully they don’t tip them over on themselves

Video of the thieves dragging a safe down Haggenberger: https://www.ktvu.com/news/thieves-drag-stolen-atm-down-a-road-in-oakland-police-make-1-arrest