Mike D.

Tech lover, nazi hater.

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Joined 2 years ago
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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • Mike D.toAsk Lemmy*Permanently Deleted*
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    2 years ago

    Just A Friend - Biz Markie


    The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
    She had long hair and a short miniskirt
    I just got onstage drippin’, pourin’ with sweat
    I was walkin’ through the crowd and gues who I met
    I whispered in her ear, “Come to the picture booth
    So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof”
    I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
    I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
    I said, “How do you like the show?”
    She said, “I was very amused”













  • Mike D.toDogsFeeling kind of sick of my dog.
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    2 years ago

    I’ve got three dogs and get it. One dog is very old and needs special attention. Another is very young needing different attention.

    When there is something wrong in my head their normal stuff annoys me. I try to remember they are being normal and it is I that is different.





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