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Chadsalot to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 years ago

I can fix her

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I can fix her

Chadsalot to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 years ago
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  • Kalkaline @lemmy.one
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    2 years ago

    OPs cropping game is terrible

    • xantoxis@lemmy.one
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      You get that the crop is part of the humor, right.

      If you want to see buttholes, there are lots of places for that. Some of them are even on Lemmy.

      • CorruptBuddha@lemmy.caBanned
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        But I wanted to see that butthole 😓

        • BilboBargains
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          It would make your whole week

          • CorruptBuddha@lemmy.caBanned
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            I had 52 minutes of peace until you reminded me what I’m living without.

      • PenguinJuice@kbin.social
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        2 years ago

        On Lemmy?!

      • VGarK
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        2 years ago

        lemmy/wooosh

    • pacology
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      Maybe he is texting with a Nokia phone and the screen is still in 4:3.

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        So, this is a screenshot of Nokia screen. Today. Likely story. :)

  • CrazyEddie041@kbin.social
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    “I could fix her, but honestly whatever the fuck is wrong with her is honestly way hotter.”

  • Steve Anonymous
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    Wife material

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      There’s already a ring on it?

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    That’s disgusting. What’s the number of the type of person who would do that?

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      Yes, and where on earth did you find this piece of work, so that I can be sure to avoid that location!?

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    is this AITA community?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      I know people hate fake posts there, but now I think it would be fucking hilarious to make an AITA post from the perspective of an anus.

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        NTA your ass your rules

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    2 years ago

    I can fix her

    Start by fixing her butt. There’s a crack in it.

  • MoltenBoron
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    Online proctology. The future is here.

  • MrGerrit@feddit.nl
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    “I wonder what’s inside your butthole, I wonder what’s inside your butthole! Maybe it’s aliens, maybe it’s astronauts, all inside your butthole!”

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    shit crop, OP

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      Literally. Be grateful.

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    This gives me ptsd from that one r/interestingasfuck post after it became nsfw if ykyk

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      idk

    • lanolinoil
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      I’d like to know more

  • leptirica@kbin.social
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    Me up until a year ago lol

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      Didn’t make enough money?

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