EXU: Prime, originally called simply Exandria Unlimited, is a miniseries following the Crown Keepers, a group of adventurers from Tal’Dorei, in 842 PD - close to 30 years after the Chroma Conclave’s attack on the city and six years after the end of Campaign Two.

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4h 26m 1h 59m

Episode 4: By the Road

The five of you, at Firetamer Lorkathar’s behest, managed to–
“nope, you didn’t sneak, I will not call that a sneak back into Emon. I will not.”
But you arrive, nonetheless, and, for the most part, managed to safely make your way to Gilmore’s Glorious Goods, where you spoke with Gilmore, and got a little more direction on what to do next. He asked for you all, partially as a way to get out of Emon because you’ve got a bit of heat on you, to head down south to look for the Ruins of the Qoniira Empire, to find a Rosetta stone, to help him translate the runes that you found at the ash blown mesa–
“I will not call it an ash hole this week, I will rise up.”
He provided you transport to the edge of town where you had one last face-off with Poska, and due to an exceptionally well-timed and well-executed Charm Person by Fearne, managed to avoid what would have been a lethal encounter in Emon.
So, your path is set, and you’re outside of the city walls, and you’re in a glitter-shitting purple vardo, headed south.

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    Highlights

    • 00:06:00 Fearne:“I love vardos.”
      Dariax:“I love shitting glitter.”
    • 00:16:26 Fearne:“I don’t poop, I pellet.”
    • 00:33:48 Pinky swear
    • 00:49:35 Dark Fearne:“I found my power.”
    • 00:51:08 Orym takes a chess knight’s defense position behind Fearne.
    • 00:54:18 Fy’ra Rai arrives, “Dark Being! Whatever you say you are or say she should be, she will make that decision in her own time, not yours.”
    • 01:06:14 Opal argues with “Ted”.
    • 01:24:18 Matt:“I can’t express the depth of empathy I feel right now in this moment.”
    • 01:35:25 Dariax begrudgingly heals his nemesis, Mister.
    • 01:41:14 Stonky’s Ring gets used and the group celebrates:
      Anjali:“Give us the stonk! Put some of that stonk on it!”
      Aimee:“It’s a stonk hole.”
      Liam:“This ring comes from a fraternity somewhere.”
    • 01:42:36 Matt’s rule knowledge helps Aabria for teacher’s pet points
    • 01:59:20 Aabria:“Get out of the comments…” Callback to Dimension20
    • 02:18:00 Robbie checks out of the death dialogue and hides in his hood.
    • 02:55:25 **Fan Art Moment& Fy’ra Rai driving the Glitter Shitter with a full diaper of glitter slowly overflowing in globs behind them.
    • 03:08:48 Aabria:“Oh my god. It will not be the last.” Orym’s lack of familiarity with pies deeply upsets the locals.
    • 03:12:00 Fan Art Moment Pageant outfits. The designer mentioned, Jessica McClintock, favors a strapless design that has been a staple of most Fearne fan art. Dorian also just recently completed his chiffon scene to the I Dream of Jeanie soundtrack.
    • 03:15:00 Those of you competing as yourselves have plenty of time to find an outfit. I’m not going to worry about the gold on that. You can decide what you look like when your time comes, and practice and warm up, if you need to.
      Just before the sun sets, the pageant begins in proper, and the entire city is out for this. So, you are on a stage in the center o ftown. It’s a little, like, stage that’s built right in front of this beautiful fountain and statue of two of the most notable residents from the city,

    Vex’ahlia and Vax’ildan

    And the warrior comes out and gives a long speech that no one pays attention to about the importance of staying ready and being the kinnd of city that no longer needs to rely on the assistance of other people, and taknig Vex and Vax’s lead, and becoming strong enough to protect themselves and people they care about. And the militia cries out and the city, like, all of the citizens, the Byrodenizens, if you will…
    Matt:“It’s canon.”
    …all give this loud war cry, but it sounds way more roucous and joyous. As Ruby comes out, one more time and says,
    “Hi, I am your mistress of ceremonies for the 22nd annual “Byroden Forever Pageant”, where we will be crowning this year’s Gem of Byroden. We are a mining town, so there’s a lot of rock puns.
    Anyway! This will be a pageant in three parts. There is an interview portion, a talent portion, and, of course, evening wear.”

    • 03:25:54 Fan Art Moment “Hello. Dorian Storm.” Dorian’s wardrobe malfunction and inability to walk in chainmail booty shorts (Dwarf-sized) followed by Fy’re Rai as Lisle Vester and a speech with the infamous “Fart Speech”
    • 04:16:03 Aabria:(to Orym)“You are, like, a tiny celebrity, there.” (referring to the food fair)
    • 04:19:29 Dorian’s riddle: “A half-naked genasi, a six-foot tall Feywild faun, and a tiny robot walk into a bar. Who wins the drinking contest?”