• @SomeGuy69
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    3510 months ago

    You got any more jpeg artifacts for me?

    • @Mr_Blott
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      110 months ago

      Anyone who includes Fife and Dundee as having a stuck up and pretentious accent is either deaf or geographically challenged

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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        410 months ago

        Yeah, my sister-in-law’s family are from Dundee. I can definitely confirm that.

        They clearly meant to get Edinburgh (although that also implies they’ve never been to Edinburgh) but went too wide.

        • @Mr_Blott
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          210 months ago

          My mum was born in Dundee. When she went to work on the switchboard at the gas company as a teenager, the very first thing they did was send her to an elocution class to get rid of the Dundee accent 😂

          To her dying day, she still answered the phone like Hyacinth Bucket

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    1910 months ago

    Landscapes - somebody’s never been to the Yorkshire Dales have they

  • Savethebees
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    1510 months ago

    As a Canadian I’m not entirely sure what region it is that “punches horses” but it got a chuckle out of me.

      • @[email protected]
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        910 months ago

        You can instantly tell it’s Newcastle without knowing the exact point on the map, because it’s the same place that is “shirtless”

      • Savethebees
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        710 months ago

        Wait, that actually happened?? Hahaha I feel bad for laughing though, poor horse.

      • @cmbabul
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        As an American, is Newcastle yalls Florida?

        • @The_v
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          410 months ago

          Think more Maine than Florida. Cold dark winters with lots of beer and whiskey.

    • @The_v
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      710 months ago

      The “potential imminent violence” accents got me laughing.

  • @[email protected]
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    1210 months ago

    As a resident of Southampton, I take issue with Portsmouth being deemed enlightened, while we’re considered savages. That’s entirely the wrong way round.

  • Ephera
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    I was very confused by the shape of this United Kingdom. For reference, this is what it + the non-UK part of Ireland actually looks like:

    I’m guessing, they left out all the islands, but even then, it still doesn’t look terribly accurate to me, so no idea…

    Edit: Added clarification about Southern Ireland.

    • @[email protected]
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      1210 months ago

      Careful what you call United Kingdom! They left out Ireland because it’s not part of UK

      • Ephera
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        210 months ago

        Ah yeah, good point. I was very confused by Southern Ireland missing on their map, too, but my comment made it sound like that’s part of the UK.

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          210 months ago

          You also want to be careful using terms like ‘Southern Ireland’. Northern Ireland is a thing, and the Republic of Ireland is a thing…

          • Ephera
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            210 months ago

            Yes, I decided to call it “Southern Ireland”, because I doubt many people outside of Europe will know which one of the two Irelands is the “Republic of Ireland”.

            I did look up beforehand, if I’m allowed to say “Southern Ireland” without being crucified and Wikipedia said yes maybe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Ireland

    • @[email protected]
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      610 months ago

      Wow, that dam between northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland has really come along in this better map. United Kingdom is great Britain and northern Ireland, for reference.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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      510 months ago

      They rotated it slightly to get the south coast more horizontal and binned off most islands (the Shetlands and Orkneys I can understand but the Isle of Man wasn’t in the way).so they could pack more into the space.

    • Cicraft
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      010 months ago

      Check your mailbox

  • @[email protected]
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    410 months ago

    Post-industrial depression landscape in the Cumbrian mountains? Or Yorkshire? The Pennines?

    • @Mojojojo1993
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      310 months ago

      Dundonian accent is mad. It’s probably the most out there. Like Russian or baltic.

        • @Mojojojo1993
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          310 months ago

          What are you disagreeing with ? I lived in Edinburgh for 25 years. 4 years in Dundee. I’ve been to most Scottish cities. Easy Coast and west I haven’t really visited and none of the islands. No higher than Inverness. Never been to ullapool or however it’s spelt.

          • @[email protected]
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            210 months ago

            Ok fair enough. Maybe my 25 years in Dundee and 2 years in Edinburgh inured me to the accent.

            • @Mojojojo1993
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              110 months ago

              Who knows. I met very few Dundonians. Mostly people from Edinburgh. But the ones I did meet had mad accents. Maybe it was just them

                • @Mojojojo1993
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                  210 months ago

                  Exactly.

                  Where were they?

                  The pubs the clubs the shops. Everyone. They all were from outside Dundee.

                  We lived in the city centre for 2 years and all the days were filled with students. Was wild.

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        210 months ago

        Yeah. I think they just made it too big for Edinburgh, as you say.

        But to be honest, most of the folk I know fae the ‘burgh are nae posh.

    • HossenfefferOP
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      510 months ago

      Sorry. Hanging head in shame, etc. I found it mildly entertaining how grossly wrong it was on every single level.

      • @Sunfoil
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        110 months ago

        I enjoyed it, they need to lighten up.

      • @feedum_sneedson
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        110 months ago

        I still looked at it, that’s content creation baby.

  • @Mojojojo1993
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    Mostly attacking Scotland and anywhere that isn’t london. Shite.

    Accents are a million so not a good way to divide.

    Also whoever did this. Do you think Scot’s sit around eating haggis all day drinking whiskey and playing the bagpipes ?

    A child perhaps or London knob. Racist

    • @[email protected]
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      710 months ago

      Can you point to where the map hurt you?

      It pokes fun at londoners just as much as northerners. In fact, id say it’s crueller to the south west and Wales than anywhere.

      • @Mojojojo1993
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        110 months ago

        Where does it poke fun at Londoners ? It’s just stereotypes to most places.

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          710 months ago

          Yes it’s stereotypes.

          The London stereotype here is where London is referenced: Funny accents. Suburban sprawl. Craft beer types Islam fundamentalists.

          • @Mojojojo1993
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            Funny accents is everywhere. Suburban sprawl. Everywhere.

            Islam extremes.

            Everywhere.

            • @[email protected]
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              310 months ago

              Yes, as are all the other traits. It’s the stereotype or how common they are that is being poked fun at here.

              Per your comparison, most of Scotland is not urban sprawl, even if it exists there.

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                Define Scotland. Largest populations will be urban scrawl. Glasgow Edinburgh, other

                • @[email protected]
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                  410 months ago

                  Lol, yes, but most of Scotland is not urban sprawl. Most of the southeast between London and Brighton is.

      • Echo Dot
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        010 months ago

        It says the landscape of Yorkshire, The Lake District, and The Dales is, post industrial.

        Has this person never been outside of London? It just sounds like who doesn’t actually know what they’re talking about.

        • @[email protected]
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          210 months ago

          I like that you think the poster submitted original content.

          Did you know that in London, there are people from the other regions of the UK and also from overseas. It’s a mass generalisation. The map uses ellipses and circles.

          Don’t take it too seriously.

    • @[email protected]
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      610 months ago

      Do you think Scot’s sit around eating haggis all day drinking whiskey and playing the bagpipes ?

      Of course. All while wearing kilts and tossing tree trunks.

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      I assumed the whole thing was designed to offend absolutely everyone.

    • @Sunfoil
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      210 months ago

      I think it might not have been entirely serious, mate.

      • @Mojojojo1993
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        110 months ago

        I think racist comments aren’t meant to be serious. Doesn’t change the outcome.

        I grasp that but I don’t find it amusing. It’s just crap stereotypes.

        Maybe try a bit harder next time. Something original. Maybe something about Scot’s being tightfisted or shagging sheep. Something brand new