• @[email protected]
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    7110 months ago

    Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I’m beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!

    • SSTF
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      4510 months ago

      His plan is completely bananas.

  • @JokklMaster
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    No because this is classical operant conditioning not Pavlovian.

    Edit: Corrected for my stupid response while exhausted.

  • @kromem
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    Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn’t enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.

    Some guys really have self-confidence issues.

    No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.

  • @[email protected]
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    3010 months ago

    There’s no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don’t gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.

        • @Psythik
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          1110 months ago

          I reject your reality and choose to believe that weird guy’s.

          • [email protected]OP
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            Bald men are my favorite species. It gets me moist knowing that they can’t get me pregnant.

          • Poggervania
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            Redditor Lemmy user admitting they might be wrong challenge (impossible)

            • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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              Nah I’ll admit it

              I looked it up at first and the phrasings I kept seeing was “species of mountain gorilla” so I assumed that meant it was a specific species. Woke up to the downvotes so I looked a little deeper and found out I was wrong.

              Personally I blame Google for not being able to answer concise questions like “is a silverback gorilla a species” but it is what it is ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

  • @WaxedWookie
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    If you’re going for bulk and rage, you’re forgetting the copious amount of steroids…

  • Lvxferre
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    Using Makima’s face for the post was the cherry on the cake.

  • @SomeGuy69
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    610 months ago

    Did anon have a workout buddy and this is about cheating?

  • @[email protected]
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    210 months ago

    Or you could buy gorilla feed from the zoo and mpmd’s gorilla mind and gorilla mode. Then after your transformation is complete you take drugs and kill your ex girlfriend.

  • @xantoxis
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    This was funny until it became misogynistic, I guess

    • @BambiDiego
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      How? It could be a woman with a woman as an ex, nothing in the post suggests gender.

      Methinks projection from you, friend

      • @Death_Equity
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        810 months ago

        We are talking about 4chan here, but you are more right than wrong.