This post just reminds me of my mother and how it probably didn’t do me any favors to grow up almost exclusively on prepackaged foods.

German psychiatrists be like:

o0 theres a lightbulb joke along this line…

q. how many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? a. only one, but the lightbulb must want to change

Sometimes they seem ready to accept help and then they flip.

How can you hamburger help others, if you can’t hamburger help yourself first?

That font is dumb and they should feel bad for using it.