Welp. Off to Lowe’s I go.

  • @Got_BentOP
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    241 year ago

    I shoulda used the poop knife

      • @Got_BentOP
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        91 year ago

        I heard it was a special attachment for the Hitachi massage wand

        • @betterdeadthanreddit
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          71 year ago

          That’s more of a pre-treatment, it doesn’t go in the toilet. Very important not to confuse the ends.

  • Bipta
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    131 year ago

    Don’t buy the Beehive plunger. Nothing like struggling to get a plunger in and out of its holder.

  • @numberfour002
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    111 year ago

    While you’re at Lowe’s be sure to pick up a pint of plunger oil, which will help keep the plunger lubricated and prevent the plastic from degrading like this. It’s not expensive and it’s not hard to use. All you have to do is lick the plunger clean after each use, allow it to air dry, then apply a small dab of the oil, and rub that in with a soft natural fiber cloth. A plunger can last you a life time with proper care.

  • Lemminary
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    51 year ago

    OP I think this means you’re full of shit. 🤗

  • Dr. Coomer
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    41 year ago

    Now that’s some violent shit

    • @Got_BentOP
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      21 year ago

      Fans often ask celebrities to autograph weird things. Even so Alex Borstein was pretty startled when someone approached her at a recent event brandishing a plunger. “I was like, ‘That doesn’t look new, and I’m not going to sign that!’” Borstein told me with a raspy laugh, sounding a lot like her Marvelous Mrs. Maisel character, Susie Myerson.

  • @wabafee
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    1 year ago

    All those beans and stroganoff finally paid off. You could probably sell you shit to the US military as a decent alternative for depleted uranium.