🎶Oompa loompa doopity doo. Why should we give a fuck about you?🎵
They’re kidnapped slaves in a factory after all…
They are paid, very poorly, in beans. I think they are more like indentured servants.
I seem to recall they came to work for him willingly, because he offered to remove them from their natural environment where they had terrifying predators.
“yeah, they definitely came willingly” - man who kidnapped a village.
“it’s fine, I pay them in beans.” …
I mean if they weren’t there willingly, I feel like we’d know. Oompa loompas absolutely have the balls to eat the rich, or at least throw them down a garbage chute.
Chocolate beans though, so they are compensated fairly.
Sounds like Africa. I suppose now they’re learning valuable job skills…
The Vermicious Knids. Great band name.
None of them died
They all died!
Grunka Lunka dunkety doo
We’ve got a friendly warning for you
Grunka Lunka dunkety dasis
The secret of Slurm’s on a need-to-know basis!
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke!
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm
It could easily happen again to you folks!
So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut
Grunka Lunka Lunka dunkety dut!
