I like to listen to music at night and my old phone liked to swich to the phone internal speaker when the headphone jack was turned the other way around; all while ignoring the volume set for the speaker and using the one for the headphones instead; so everytime i went to the toilet or to get a cup of water kordhell would start blasting across the corridors at 2am. Fun.

This is why I paid $3000 for my surround sound system

I see you’re a man of culture as well