Can’t wait to have nursing home LAN parties
We look forward to having your father in our facility. We’re sure he’ll like it here at Shady Acres.
What accommodations will he need with us here?
- Is he mobile and can walk on his own or does he need a walker or a wheel chair?
- What is his medication schedule?
- What genre of games does he play? RPG, FPS, RTS?
- Is he an angry gamer? Do we need to stock extra controllers/keyboards because he throws a fit when he gets headshot like a bitch?
- Is he a spawn camping piece of shit?
- Do we need to worry about him griefing or tea bagging everyone?
- Will he buy a Defuse kit and “rush B” if he has the bomb?
- Can you provide a list of skins he owns in various games?
- Can he use Push-to-talk or not breath into the goddamn mic when on voice chat or discord?
- Is he good at trash talking where his burns are witty and on-point, or does he just scree into the chat with nonsensical garbage like a fucking child?
You will work till you’re dead.
Someone kill OP I wanna retire
I’m honestly not sure how that will help the situation but, at the same time, it’s worth a shot.
Calm down, AuthoritarianLeft.
Why? I live below my means and have a robust savings/investment plan
Ghosts?
Holy shit is that Linus?
Tech tips really do a number on your physique, especially at this high of a concentration
Linus Sr
This only worked in WoW trade chat, but I always loved saying “Holy shit, have you seen the new /camp animation?”
F10 fixes your tick rate too 🥰
“Hold alt and type equipment” was a favourite of mine.
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