• IninewCrow
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        810 months ago

        Are you sure about that order? Because this implies that chickens are going to evolve into giant hairless man eating lizards.

        • @Bakachu
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          510 months ago

          It’s a pendulum of evolution. Or it’s a flipped image. Your pick. The first one’s way more exciting tho.

        • @edgemaster72
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          310 months ago

          I for one welcome our new giant hairless man eating lizard overlords

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    810 months ago

    For supposed scientists, they seem awfully ignorant about how evolution works.

    The first chicken was the offspring of a proto-chicken and as such, the egg has to have come first.

    Also, Proto-Chicken would make for a good band name or online handle IMO 😁

    • Howdy
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      410 months ago

      Mechanically Separated Chicken was a punk band at my highschool lol

      • Dharma Curious
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        210 months ago

        My foster brother’s middle school had a band called Chicken By Product. Haha

  • Dharma Curious
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    710 months ago

    Chicken: Fine, I’ll tell you.

    Scientists, anxious and excited: yes?

    Chicken: … The rooster. And then he asked for a sandwich and fell asleep before he could eat it.

  • Kalkaline
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    310 months ago

    No one ever asks if it is a chicken egg, so clearly it’s the egg.

  • @elephantium
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    110 months ago

    “Cluck you! No way I’m gonna crack like a dropped egg.”

  • SharkAttak
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    110 months ago

    I didn’t talk about crossing the road, what makes you think I’ll do it now?

  • JoMama
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    110 months ago

    The answer is, and always has been…Your Mom!

    • Dharma Curious
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      210 months ago

      I’m glad to know you’ve been a considerate lover to Mama. She’s had a lot of selfish men in her life, and while I don’t love thinking about her sex life, at least I know in that one respect she’s had someone with some consideration and grace.