• @PunnyName
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    649 months ago

    Sovereign citizens need to stop using my fucking roads my taxes pay for.

    • frustratedphagocytosis
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      189 months ago

      I’m conflicted about it because their blatantly fake plates attract the attention of traffic cops and they take WAY longer to process while they monologue about insane shit, so it increases the odds of me not getting caught speeding

      • @PunnyName
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        159 months ago

        Just don’t speed. Please. (reasonably)

        If anything, it keeps the cops from harassing or killing people.

      • @[email protected]
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        89 months ago

        Another way not to get caught speeding is by not speeding. Leads to a lower risk to get into an accident too, so it’s a win win.

  • @Gradually_Adjusting
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    449 months ago

    SovCits saw Parks and Rec and thought “I am Ron Swanson now, this is my thing” and never watched the bit with his redemption arc.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      289 months ago

      The cops are being very difficult.

      That’s the understatement of the century.

      • Nightwatch Admin
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        279 months ago

        I think the cop in this post is doing an absolute stellar job here, being polite and patient with an utterly insane loony nutcake, foaming at the mouth “You knowww nurrthing Imma statuhhh Nachonallll”

  • Drusas
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    439 months ago

    these cops are being very difficult

    In this episode, a sovereign citizen learns about the existence of police.

  • @BigDiction
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    319 months ago

    Asking a cop if they’re 100% following the law is hilarious. Cops are not lawyers, and I don’t even think lawyers would honestly affirm yes to that question.