• @Olmai
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        39 months ago

        You wouldn’t cancel a life download

        • Schadrach
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          19 months ago

          Whether or not you can do that has become a state issue in the US pretty recently, and several have banned it.

          • @Olmai
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            19 months ago

            Yeah, that’s part of the joke I went for, because all these “You wouldn’t X” memes are things we would do if we could

    • @[email protected]
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      309 months ago

      For me:

      First panel: “Is this going to be a joke about the American health care system?”

      Second panel: “Wait… there’s a slim chance, that this is going to be a meme about introverts, but I think, this is…”

      Third panel: “Yupp, that’s it, no need to check the final panel”

      • @Klear
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        89 months ago

        It’s legal to download bears in the USA, IIRC. At least their arms.

  • @Aremel
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    169 months ago

    I wouldn’t, but I would download a hospital with said receptionist and doctor and wife.

  • @son_named_bort
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    149 months ago

    I’m at a loss as to why I would want to do these things anyway. I’d much rather download a car.

  • CaptainBlagbird
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    129 months ago

    It’s always a highlight for me, unexpectedly seeing these

  • @[email protected]
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    109 months ago

    And I thought this was gonna be a critique on the American health care system and a guide how to pirate care

    • @[email protected]
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      69 months ago

      Veterinarians have all the requisite skills, equipment, and access to medication for about 98% of human health care, and a much more reasonable expectation of value for providing such services.

      The trick is finding enough motivation to convince them to work with you, without them ratting you out after the fact.

      • @mipadaitu
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        79 months ago

        My dog has a… pain… in his left arm… paw… that’s making it difficult to type… I mean walk…

      • @[email protected]
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        9 months ago

        Just don’t ask them with your meteorism, they will put a needle in you and literally put it on fire

        Edit: it’s called Tumpany in English apparantly