That soundtrack is one of my favorite musical works of all time, I’ve never heard anything else quite like it.

I can’t speak for my siblings, but my mom at least knew better than to try that on me, I’ve straight up told her I resent her for ever having me, which was a little dramatic sure, but at least it got the point across lol

It’s like cutting fingernails, totally fine if they’re indoor cats, and it’s not the upholstery so much as the 16 tiny knives that puncture my legs when they jump in my lap lol

It’s fine as long as you’re careful you don’t cut them too short, they only have nerves/blood close to the paw, the rest is really similar to fingernails with no nerve endings. Our cats don’t even care when we trim their nails.

My mom would straight up tell us we were supposed to take care of her when she got old, it’s literally the only reason I was ever given for why I was made. For that and other reasons I’m no-contact now, but it’s an incredibly toxic mindset and even worse that you’re inflicting that on your kids.

No you wouldn’t, it says right there in the picture

I feel so seen 😊

This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum

My friends and family know not to call me unless somebody is dead or dying. It’s worked out pretty well so far

When my phone is on low brightness it looks teal, when it’s bright it looks more turquoise, either way I’d say more blue than green

I believes this ams called a “foods libraries”

IF YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME YOU AINT CRANKIN YOUR HOG ENOUGH AROOO

Every day we stray further from god’s light

:x

I choose to accept this as absolute truth

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

We will all fry together when we fry

Froge

2Rat 2Touille

Jail, jail for one thousand years