I never realised the film was this bad. This review is brutal and more importantly, enjoyable.

  • themeatbridge
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    1410 months ago

    Sony should just return the rights to Spider-Man live action and focus on the animated movies.

    • @[email protected]
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      810 months ago

      It wouldn’t matter. Disney would fuck them up. All of them.

      Let Sony have one stinker.

      • themeatbridge
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        610 months ago

        Disney has been hit and miss. Sony has been all misses. GotG3 was good, and many of the shows, Loki, Echo, What If, Moon Knight, they have been good. I enjoyed She-Hulk, but I understand why many people didn’t.

        The point is, Morbius could be morbin around in the background of the upcoming Blade movie. Symbiotes could have been connected to the Necrosword. Kingpin, Daredevil, and Punisher are all coming back to the MCU and it would be excellent if they had Kraven, Rhino, Vulture, Shocker, Prowler, Doctor Octopus, Chameleon, et. al. to interact with.

      • Khrux
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        310 months ago

        Yeah 6 years ago I may have thought that letting Disney get all fragments of marvel IPs under their belt was for the best but I’m pretty sure Disney would just pump out similar bland garbage now.

        I’m a big believer that bland is worse than bad, although it’s worth saying the Sony movies have been bland, they’ve been less bland and more bad than the MCU.

        • @[email protected]
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          410 months ago

          I’ve been saying this for years. We can’t trust Disney with ips we actually like. Especially stuff that would work better being with higher number ratings. Like pg16 or higher.

    • @GlitterInfection
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      210 months ago

      The last three live action Spider-Man movies were fantastic, though. It’s everything else that they should return for sure.

      • @Strasza
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        110 months ago

        You mean the 3 live action Spider-man movies made by marvel?

          • @Squizzy
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            210 months ago

            It was definitely a collaboration, each of these movies had MCU characters fairly prominent if not headlining.

            • @GlitterInfection
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              210 months ago

              Read the production section of the wiki. It talks about the agreements and how that came about.

  • @NIB
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    10 months ago

    Is this the female Morbius? Its spiritual successor? Damn, sony did it again. Now we just need to meme about it and make Sony re-release it, so that it can flop twice, just like its predecessor. Too bad noone even cares enough to meme about it.

  • @[email protected]
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    610 months ago

    Every critic I see seems to agree this movie is bad. It’s almost worrying how complete the consensus is.

  • Queen HawlSera
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    210 months ago

    It might help if they used the Spider-Man characters people have actually heard of

    • @Eldritch
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      410 months ago

      I’m not a marvel Fanboy. Or a Spider-Man super fan by any means. But even I’ve heard of Madame Webb. Not whoever this movie is about but the actual madam Webb. Morbius. On the other hand, yeah that one I wasn’t necessarily aware of. But Madame Webb I think more people are aware of than you might guess.

      • Queen HawlSera
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        210 months ago

        The only reason I know Madame Webb is that she randomly started telling Spider-Man what to do in the later episodes of his 90’s show, where she felt completely out of place and poorly explained.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      310 months ago

      I actually prefer the opposite. I don’t want them to butcher Doc Ock, or do a Norman Osborn standalone. And the marvel movies show you can absolutely uplift a obscure character and suddenly make them popular.

      Sony just are sucking at execution, over and over.

      • Queen HawlSera
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        210 months ago

        Honestly I liked Morbius, I thought it was refreshing that we just had a cool dark super hero movie without years of MCU baggage, stupid injokes, or meta humor.