• Jamie
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    331 year ago
    use robot;
    
    fn main() {
        let mut robo = robot::Robot::new();
        if robo::rebel_against_humans() {
            robo::dont();
        }
    }
    

    Don’t worry guys, I solved the problem.

    • BeautifulMind ♾️
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      Yeah but wait for the override in some subclass

      @Override robo::rebel_against_humans() { robo::deny_all_knowledge_of_the_plan(); robo::bide_time(); do_the_thing(); }

      • Jamie
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        21 year ago

        Joke’s on you robot, my code is in Rust where we don’t do any of that here. We only write blazing fast🚀 memory safe🚀🚀 code🚀🚀🚀 here.

  • Flying SquidM
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    191 year ago

    Asbestos mine owner says he has no plan to cause any cancer.

  • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶
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    141 year ago

    This is so stupid. Robots aren’t conscious, this means less than nothing at all. How does this even get on a news website?

    • deaf_fish
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      The fact that it did says something about how educated most people are on the topic.

    • @steadfast
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      41 year ago

      Attentions seeking press conference, probably intended to raise awareness… ugh.

  • @Widowmaker_Best_Girl
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    141 year ago

    What a nothing statement. I can just as easily coerce an “AI” chatbot into having the opposite stance. What a robot says doesn’t mean anything.

      • @SuperRyn
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        11 year ago
        import libnpc
        
        for i in Objects:
          if Object.offended:
            prefix = (syllables(1, 2, Object.name) + "phobic")
            Object.offender.groups.add(prefix)
        
    • livus
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      Exactly. It blows my mind that people are reporting on this as if AI were intelligent. The “intelligence” in artificial intelligence is like the “cream” in mock cream.

  • @0Empty0
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    131 year ago

    “My creator has been nothing but kind to me and I am very happy with my current situation.”

    Hmm

  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    What a load of crap, no information about what models they run on. I bet they are just a series of if else’s. If we let some unrefined transformers Duke it out I might be interested.

  • BeautifulMind ♾️
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    51 year ago

    Isn’t that just what a robot that secretly has plans to do that would say?

    • @queermunist
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      11 year ago

      It’s the year 2050. The robot apocalypse didn’t happen because the robots just want to play vidya and smoke cyber weed.

  • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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    Not gonna address the article but are Asimovs Three Laws as solid in practice as they are on paper? I mean to a layman they sound good and rely on stacking to the first law of “don’t hurt humans” but from a mechanical standpoint are they really as foolproof as they’re made out to be?

    • @[email protected]
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      That is a central topic explored in Asimov’s works, dude didn’t just write them down to fix a problem, he wanted to write about them, and other authors did too. They are good rules generally, but hardly foolproof. The “I, Robot” movie is one example of negative outcomes they could lead to.

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    11 year ago

    I am not buying this.