• @[email protected]
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    6610 months ago

    plagues, great floods and, pandemics

    What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?

    That’s like pronouncing “GIF” as “YIFF”

    • @makyo
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      1910 months ago

      Yeah - it’s satan

      • @saltesc
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        1310 months ago

        But his violin recitals leave no eye dry.

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      Also makes me curious, is there actually a difference between a plague and a pandemic or is it just the old word for it.

      • @[email protected]
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        A pandemic is an epidemic (rapidly spreading disease/virus) that’s spread to multiple countries, meaning a pandemic can be caused by any infectious thing that spreads its shit. Plague is just sickness caused by a bacteria called yersinia pestis!

        Edit: to add to the plague thing - we call pandemics plagues because of the fun times in medieval Europe when the plague caused a pandemic

  • @GlitterInfection
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    3510 months ago

    Hello Satan. I also do orgies and metal bands, and am free this evening.

  • @[email protected]
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    2610 months ago

    Where you been bud? Plagues and floods been pretty popular. Metal bands seem scarce these days and I haven’t been invited to an orgie in quite awhile.

    • @Leviathan
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      1910 months ago

      I’m jealous of how much you’ve to discover if you think metal bands are scarce.

    • @diffcalculus
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      1110 months ago

      If you used to get invited to orgies at some point, but now you’re not getting the invites…it may not be the orgies that have stopped…

  • Norgur
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    2010 months ago

    Yes, you are fucked
    Shit out of luck
    Now I’m complete
    And my cock you will suck

    • @[email protected]
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      510 months ago

      Wait, wait, wait
      You motherfucker
      We challenge you to a rock-off
      Give us one chance to rock your socks off

      • Norgur
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        410 months ago

        Fuck, fuck
        Fuuuuuuck
        The demon code prevents me
        From declining a rock-off challenge
        What are your terms?
        What’s the catch?

  • @iAvicenna
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    1410 months ago

    you forgot open source

  • IndiBrony
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    1310 months ago

    Lucifer is based. Also a pretty good detective.

  • @Arthur_Leywin
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    610 months ago

    Satan seems like a nice guy. Unfortunately, being associated with god is his only downside 😞

  • SuperDuper
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    410 months ago

    “The Devil’s Lettuce®” brought to you by Satan