• @elbucho
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    719 months ago

    It took me way too long to realize that “AU” was short for “Alternate Universe”, and not Australia. Though, I suppose “Australia” works, too. Everything there is actively trying to kill you, after all.

    • FuglyDuck
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      149 months ago

      Not everything. Just the Quoka.

      • @elbucho
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        139 months ago

        People think they’re cute and cuddly, but that’s just how they reel you in. Sneaky little fuckers. Here’s a selfie one of its victims snapped in the moment before his brutally painful demise:

        NSFW

        • FuglyDuck
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          29 months ago

          they have the best propagandists in the world. and unlike Musk, they listen to their PR team.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      9 months ago

      You think that’s bad? My first thought was Revenge of the Sith GOLD and I’m not even a chemistry buff 😄

      • @[email protected]
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        9 months ago

        Well if you were a chemistry buff you would not think of it as gold since both letters are capitalized. A is not on the periodic table, but U is uranium. Gold would be Au.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          39 months ago

          See what I mean? There’s absolutely no reason why my first thought should have been “gold,” but here we are 🤷

    • The Giant Korean
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      29 months ago

      Alligators and koalas booby trapping everything with paint cans on ropes and flame throwers attached to door knobs.

  • rustydomino
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    339 months ago

    this could be a spaceballs prequel

    • Lux
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      269 months ago

      Ai bros when they learn about writing

        • @sharkwellington
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          69 months ago

          This sounds like just another way of saying “ideas guy”.

        • Echo Dot
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          49 months ago

          Have you seen the way some people communicate? They’re going to get f all out of AI

    • @fidodo
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      29 months ago

      Crazy thing Is that this time next year these silly jokes will actually have scarily realistic videos actually showing it

    • @fidodo
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      49 months ago

      Pretty soon you will be able to…