Demonstration of the rear sword: https://youtu.be/pQ2dI_B_Ycg

Okay. What idiot gave the snake not one, but two swords?

Also, would it be possible to train the snake to… you know… “deal” with assholes like Putin? Maybe invite Putin down for golf at a Trump resort… and deal with both of them?

Now whenever someone says “Why not both?”, you can link to this docu-series that explains exactly why not both!:-P

!NoisyJpegs

All I hear is that twirling startup sound the fwpfwpwfpwpfwpwpf zzzrroroooooooooooom.