• @nucleativeOP
    link
    English
    2310 months ago

    That car is gonna be crawling with bugs so deep and hard to find it’s better to toss it off the back of a ship

    • Echo Dot
      link
      fedilink
      English
      1710 months ago

      What secrets is North Korea going to have that would be of used to russia? It would be like conducting industrial espionage against the vape store.

      • loobkoob
        link
        fedilink
        1510 months ago

        conducting industrial espionage against the vape store

        That’s something we should’ve been doing all along! Now there’s a mist opportunity…

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      1010 months ago

      Maybe but he already has better European luxury cars, can’t imagine him driving a Russian car as his daily or like ever.

      • Jay
        link
        fedilink
        English
        1010 months ago

        Would be kind of funny though seeing him stuffing his butt into a Lada.

      • DdCno1
        link
        fedilink
        410 months ago

        To be fair, the Aurus is effectively a European luxury car. Made in Russia, but all of the tech was developed by German firms (Porsche and Bosch - I suspect the Russian portion of the engineering was nominal at best) and it is modern in terms of specs and equipment, if ridiculously overpriced for what it is.

    • @morphballganon
      link
      English
      110 months ago

      Best way to deal with that is to use the car for trivial things. Have a family member with no state secrets use it to pick up coffee etc.

      • @afraid_of_zombies
        link
        English
        110 months ago

        I wonder what the equivalent is among the North Korean elite. Cognacs, dolphin meat, and a new accordion?

      • FuglyDuck
        link
        English
        610 months ago

        The entire roof is a fractal antenna. Hooks up to star link. The best Russian tech!

  • @oDDmON
    link
    English
    1810 months ago

    Oooo…Trump’s gonna be pissed; he’ll never beat that with a pair of shoes.

  • BOMBS
    link
    English
    1710 months ago

    I’m convinced that Kim’s haircut is purposefully so bad as a demonstration of power. He wants to show that he can look like “fuck my shit up” material and still get compliments. He goes out hoping someone would say something bad about his hair. “Say something. Say something!..Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

    • @Graphy
      link
      English
      210 months ago

      Iirc he’s trying to portray his grandpa since his grandpa was more liked than his dad was. Like he started dressing like grandpappy and started doing public speeches which is something his dad never did.

  • @Dkarma
    link
    English
    910 months ago

    If Kim is smart he’ll have it crushed.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      310 months ago

      Nah, who cares about bugs if you’re just going stick it in the museum of loot anyway.

  • @carl_dungeon
    link
    English
    710 months ago

    Butterball’s ass must have been so creamy.

  • @TheMusicalFruit
    link
    English
    210 months ago

    It kind of looks like a stretched Chrysler 300.