Obviously I gotta rescue the cold ones before atmospheric friction warms them up. After all, we all know the old saying:
“A One that isn’t cold, is scarcely a One at all.”
Yeah I’m not cracking a warmed-due-to-entry-in-atmosphere One with anyone. Much less the boys
Die probably
Reasonable
I’d call the UK to suck it all up before it lands
Every time I go on an international vacation to a tourist spot, I can tell that the group of mostly pale ass motherfuckers with an Indian-decent or Black dude that are drunk off of their asses acting like fools and laughing all over each other are clearly Brits. Get it together, people. You can’t be going to other people’s countries and getting ripped like that. lol, jk! Y’all are a trip. I’m looking for you guys to see if I can join in.
Oh no, not again.
Yeah the first time was really bad
That’s a funny way of saying “wiped out the dinosaurs”
either my life is ending or the party is starting
i see this as a win-win
“Aint nothing that a beer cant fix” Yeah about that…
It’s interesting that the glass is still full of beer. Presumably its contents must have all been accelerated at an identical rate, or else they would have spilled across the cosmos.
Did it emerge, fully-formed, from the primordial energies of the big bang, or is it a probe sent by alcohol-based life forms?
But is it gluten free at least?
oh god I hope so
Have a pint and wait until it all blows over.
Die? No way that’s not ELE.
Save the pint, save the world
Drink up delicious beer from the heavens mmm thank you
I’d be glad the glass’s trajectory missed my spacesuit while I haul ass back into my ship. That none of this makes any sense whatsoever is clearly not the point.
This doesn’t make any sense.
See that would be my reaction too
Why would a full glass of beer, never mind one that is thousands of miles across, and still liquid, be falling onto the Earth?
That is indeed a question, isn’t it?
Thanks. So is yours.
Maybe someone really big dropped it?
That is also a question.
Pray to Thor that he may drink it all before it hits us
