Humans in bedroom: Start having sex

Spider in the corner of the room: I betcha I could fit in that little hole on the back of him.

Humans in bedroom: Start having sex

Spider in the corner of the room: holy raging badgerfuck I hope those gigantic beasts don’t notice me up here

Spider? What spider?? whips out the flamethrower

vore_irl

don’t look at me like that