You could do all kinds of Mad Libs with what Florida (and cons in general) get up to: “Florida lawmakers _________ … despite constitutional concerns.”

But hey, how about guns for toddlers?

Sure, because Nothin’ Matters and What If It Did?™

pass all you want I doubt it is really enforcable

So they’re…

checks notes

banning books, making school a living hell, and feebly attempting to cut them off from their last glimpse at what a normal outside world looks like?

neat.

eta: obligatory /s