One time this Gandalf fella showed up at this old dude’s birthday party and kidnapped his cousin.

I’d tell you about it, but it would take like eleven hours with deleted scenes.

He shall pass

Your love of the halfling’s leaf has clearly clouded your judgement. Of course i’d hit that shit.

Longbottom leaf? I don’t mind if I do.

Who would refuse this call

Gandalf got that good pipe weed

Yup. Call me J.R.R. Token

I stopped by to respect Gandalf. I stayed for the joint.

Fly you fools!

We smokin’ that Old Toby tonight